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Smooth, peaceful, meaningless,
and 72 per cent
S P Singh

Chandigarh: In the
season of assassination of sanity, abuse masquerading as
election campaigning and death of the last vestiges of a
political value system, here is the clinching news from Punjab:
The February 13 elections were a smooth and peaceful affair and
some 72 per cent of voters came out to put a decisive stamp of
democracy on their future.
Fig leaf of democracy survives better when
voters become votes and issues are damned.
As the world prepared to utter sweet
nothings on Valentine’s day, with large chunks of humanity
celebrating the occasion without understanding the spirit of
love that the great
Roman martyr Saint personified, Punjab’s
love affair with democracy had degenerated into a game of power
for power’s sake.
As the hyper-active media turned itself
into a propaganda vehicle, accepting proxy and abusive
advertisements and selling news pages wholesale, the best thing
left to report from the ballotting was the moderate rain on
February 13.
Roadside puddles made it to front pages of
newspapers and people going to election booths with umbrellas
were many a photographer’s delight, but for the electorate, the
rain really wasn’t the issue. Polling percentage touched 71.97
on an average, while Mansa reported 85 percent, Bathinda 77.60,
Faridkot 79.13, Muktsar 78.25, Barnala 79, Ferozepur 74.13,
Sangrur 82.43, Fatehgarh 79 and Patiala 74.43 percent. (Later
figures actually showed an even higher percentage – Ed.)
As the media focussed on the long queues
and people standing holding umbrellas, the ramshackle school
building doubling up as a polling centre and the dirty pool of
water in the school playground got blurred in the focus.
The fact that a veterinary dispensary which
served as a booth did not have any doors and currently no doctor
is posted there didn’t qualify for a snapshot. The media of
course deduced that there were no issues in these elections. May
be that’s why news pages were up for sale!
Of course small-time Punch and Judy
vaudeville shows of democracy were on. Come and have a look:
Punjab Finance Minister Surinder Singla hates it if an election
official tries to guide an old woman, so he slaps him (Instant
democracy even before the EVM beeps!); in Badal’s Lambi, many a
villager have sold their election cards and reporters have got
tired of writing about the same thing; in Amritsar, a car in
Navjot Singh Sidhu’s cavalcade yields sharp-edged weapons; in
Hoshiarpur, poll officials impound the vehicle of sitting BJP
MLA Tikshan Sud; in Kotkapura, SAD-BJP’s Mantar Brar was booked
for intimidating officials.
Try imagining in a mature democracy like
the UK or the US a minister slapping an official on poll day or
a national celebrity candidate’s cavalcade moving with concealed
sharp edged weapons? In Punjab, this would have become stale
news by the time you read this but you will of course must have
been told that the election failed to focus on the issues. And
front pages will feature matter-of-fact statements by both
Parkash Singh Badal and Amarinder Singh: “We are sure of forming
the next government.”
Main political parties aren’t any more
similar. They are same. Like reversible jackets!
February 13, 2007; evening

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