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This was funny too. And grave at the same time. The shenanigans of clerics have often amused me but this took the cake. When a friend in Patna told the Takht Patna Sahib jathedar Giani Iqbal Singh that I was a journalist in Punjab, he was keen to bless us with a siropa and a book he had penned. On my return journey, I happened to browse through the book. It made for a good front page story in The Indian Express, but now the jathedar was very angry. All because I had reproduced what he had written in the book. You can laugh at what he wrote, or cry.

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

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Super-speciality Patna  jathedar offers mumbo-jumbo treatment for

 diabetes, dizziness, headache, tension, depression, insomnia, impotency

Writes panacea book which teaches how to predict own death six months in advance

S P Singh

This, finally, is The Book. Written by one of Sikhism's top five clerics, it promises to be a panacea for all ills, physical or psychological. The cleric has turned a therapist, and his book expounds a therapy called 'Gurmat Yog'. Though he claims to have "attained" the expertise through 'kirpa' (blessings) of none other than the tenth Sikh Guru Gobind Singh, his fellow clerics are not happy with his efforts. In fact, jathedar of Akal Takht has slammed the treatise as being against the ideology of Sikhism. 

'Gurmat Yog', authored by Bhai Iqbal Singh, jathedar of Takht Patna Sahib, is no mean achievement, if one believes the author. "First print order was of 50,000 and the demand is still there. It is a small effort to give people a therapy that can tackle all ills," Iqbal Singh told The Indian Express as he presented a copy of the book to this correspondent at his Patna residence in the Takht complex. 

The author, indeed, is proud of his achievement, and is ready to fiercely guard his right to be identified as the prime proponent of the therapy. "Whosoever learns this Gurmat Yog must tell anyone he teaches it that he learnt it from Takht Patna Sahib. No one has ever used the phrase Gurmat Yog earlier, and as per the copyright act, whosoever now writes any essay or book using this phrase would be liable for legal action and may have to pay a fine of Rs one crore" Iqbal Singh writes at the very outset. 

At another place in the book, he again threatens legal action against anyone trying to quote out of context from the book and underlines the copyrights of the author and publisher, identified as 'Singh Sahib Iqbal Singh, Jathedar, Takht Sri Harimandir Ji, Patna Sahib'

Here's a sample of the therapy suggested earnestly by the cleric holding one of top five temporal seats of Sikhs: 

"Get out of bed at 3 am. Pray to God in a single breath. This should be a small prayer. Then do simran for 5 minutes. Take a good amount of water…Start the recitation from 'ek onkaar', inhale  deep down till your navel. Then, from the navel level, start exhaling, but slowly. Keep reciting. Thus, read the mulmantra once while inhaling, once while you hold your breath at the navel level (sic), and once while exhaling." This, the jathedar tells us, is Simran style number one. There are of course other styles mentioned in great detail. 

Simran style number two, for example, may help you predict your own death six months in advance. Here is how it goes: "Inhale till the point where there is a knot in the navel which holds all our breaths and which becomes untied six months before we die. A regular follower of this style can easily tell when his breath-knot has become untied and thus can accurately predict his death’s date and time."

There is an added benefit in following this style, the jathedar tells us. "If you are feeling any pain in any gland or limb then place both your palms on that part of your anatomy and do simran this way for ten minutes. The pain would vanish," the cleric has claimed. 

The 96-page book presents not just ways to tackle ailments like diabetes, dizziness, headache, tension and depression, insomnia, impotency and a host of others but also suggests sure fire ways to deal with heart attacks, high or low blood pressure, asthma and even cancer.  

"This book presents a big big philosophy and so far it is only a drop in the ocean. Several tomes can be written once one goes deeper into this philosophy," says the jathedar in the book, adding he learnt the techniques through 'apaar kirpa' of Guru Gobind Singh. 

Akal Takht jathedar Joginder Singh Vedanti, when shown the book at his Akal Takht secretariat, said, "What more can I say except that it shows how this author’s mind works.” He said the 'Gurmat Yog' treatise was of course against Gurmat, but when asked whether he would take any action against the jathedar, said he would first like to study the book in detail. 

Vedanti, however, condemned the use of photographs of Takht Patna Sahib, of the weapons of Guru Gobind Singh and of a 'hukumnama' of the tenth guru on the book’s title pages, and said such a practice should be avoided. 

Several Sikh intellectuals have also criticised the jathedar’s book and demanded action against him and a ban on the book. ENDS 

December 10, 2000

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Rather Trenchant?

Dan Rather, the CBS reporter noted for covering history-shaping stories as the Kennedy assassination, the Vietnam War, the Watergate scandal, the attempted assassination of President Reagan and the Tiananmen Square massacre, has always been my fav. His The American Dream: Stories From the Heart of Our Nation, and People of the Century: 100 Men and Women Who Shaped the Last 100 Years have been my fav reading for quite some time now. But this particular anecdote about his

Dan’s first political run-in really brings out his persona.  

It occurred at a Houston news conference in 1974. When Richard Nixon, fielding questions from the assembled press, pointed to an ABC reporter, Rather (then CBS's White House correspondent) jumped in: "Thank you, Mr. President. Dan Rather, of CBS News. Mr. President..."

Rather was then interrupted by applause and jeers, whereupon Nixon interjected a shrewd question: "Are you running for something?" "No, sir, Mr. President," Rather acerbically replied. "Are you?"

Rather later claimed (or claimed to have thought) that the president had pointed to him. Was he grandstanding? In either case, he quickly earned the enmity of the Nixon White House.

Rather's intensity was widely admired by his colleagues: One reporter for a national newspaper always watched Rather instead of ABC's Peter Jennings or NBC's Tom Brokaw: he was convinced that "one day Dan's just going to spontaneously combust on the air, and I don't want to miss it."

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